I'm supposed to get off house arrest. I called to double check that I haven't accumulated any violations, which I'm confident I haven't but considering how I get fucked around every corner, I thought hey couldn't hurt to try. The chick on the other end was evasive as hell and was like, "Did you violate?"

Yeah, and she didn't tell me anything but instead said to just show up on the 19th. I'm just glad this shit is almost over =)