DarkMatter's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Captain Planet Rampage]

Im gonna favorite this before I WATCH

because captain planet strip club was teh lols. also, Fernando Returns!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

not this time, but he'll be back in other films

[How Art Students work]

LoL

I'm giving it 8 stars out of ten but i 5'd it cuz it was pretty cool, but the music loop wasn't good for my headache xD

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Damn....

This animation makes me want to make a stupid review so that I'll be featured in an animation...

oh wait.... xD

Hehe, very funny and clever use of typography and animating it. I like how the letters were red, this is what "B" would have been if it wasn't born retarded.
Also the reading was pretty good, especially the emphasis on the typos coupled with that epic score.

Perhaps it would've been funnier if it showed the kid doing the WTF expression every once in awhile hehe.

[Twilight : Hairy Moon]

Very well done

This was pretty good use of the few different scenes/angles, the lipsyncing was also very well done.

I personally saved myself the torture of seeing any of the twilight movies after the first one, but this still made me laugh alot. "Take the van.." all the humor was pretty well timed and just funny.

[Pokemon3-D]

kind of Funny..

But I honestly don't think this deserved front page. It was short, and the animation was sub-par. I thought the jokes were kind of funny, but honestly I'm still trying to figure out what carried this all the way to front page and higher score than other much more brilliant projects.
I guess it's all because of the audience, you could've at least animated a shockwave coming from the self destruct, wiping out the items in the foreground. I thought that would've been at least a little impressive.
The lack of background in some of the scenes also disturbs me (seeing that this made front page).
My jealousy made me want to vote 0 TBH, but to be fare I voted 3.

[Inside the mind of Craig]

Good art and Animation, low FBF it seemed.

I really can't stand stick films, they all rub me the wrong way. I think someone as talented as yourself is only cheating themselves when they resort to such a generic style.

Only your second submission and you hit front page, that doesn't happen every day. Yet the score is under 4, most front page submissions are over 4.2...I'm sure this is because it's a stick animation, otherwise people would be 5ing this more.

I didn't catch alot of FBF in this, alot of well timed tweens and well drawn symbols.
I'm a fan of killing spree and other stick animations, but I don't respect those animations nearly as much as I would a FBF intense movie.

I guess what I'm saying is keep up the good work, but try to be more original rather than using sticks. AND if you must use sticks, why do they have to look exactly like everyone else? The whole arms coming out of the head thing really rubs people (not just me) the wrong way.

Congrats on getting front page.

jocki responds:

Dude, Every animation on every single stick in this animation is Frame by frame...

[The Justin Bieber Show]

rofl dude

puns and awesome fpf as usual

[We Are Science Probes]

thought provoking

not many animations on newgrounds make people think as much as this, I give props.

It seems every1 has their 2 cents to spill about their opinion but I'd like to review the work. It all seemed spot on, there must have been alot of time spent on formulating the ideas onto screen. A must see for the noobs of the world xD

[Inception: Hijinks]

lol

that movie was a mindfuck. this animation makes it seem pretty funny