DarkMatter's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pleasure Island 3]

FERNANDO RETURNS!

"I wish I could've lost my virginity to someone with some class, not that whore."
I think fernando says that in the classic animation about acid and weed droubts.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

close! that was his brother hernando in "my penis is evil", lamenting "i wish i could have lost my virginity to someone with class, instead of that god damn crackwhore!"

[Edward Calvinson Q&A]

lol kinda funny

but one question, how did this win daily feature?

[Backwards Day]

pretty clever

despite what others might say the animation for this toon is very solid, if the person before me could notice a lagging car (tire) then perhaps they'd notice how the mans shit literally climbed back into his stomach under his shirt lol.

I think it could've been longer with more funny content, but it's hard to milk an idea for everything i suppose, that and through in the work of animating it is risky when u've alrady got something good.

IMO if some1 doesn't submit content for others to see their skill level, then they shouldn't rip on others work with such generally negative terms.

[The Facebook Problem]

this concept is awesome

good concept and sad story hope ur ok.

The animation was simple but very clean and clear. There was a lack of color except for police lights and the organs lol.

this reminds me of those rolling videos that used to be on the front page, some of them were by a guy who like showing people do stupid stuff in cars lol.

[Scrotum 5]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS

I had accepted that I would never see it, I'm really pissed and really happy at the same time!
best animation so far by far, but I still do enjoy #4, it played to the music more and the scenes were ultimately more captivating. The SWAT scene was cool but the epic music made the gangster murder scene in #4 a much more dramatic event. Scrotum remains one of the portal's first heros!

I remember emailing Slit Finger back in the day begging him for a link to the episode, wonder how many of those he got. You guys say he never uploaded it to the portal but there was 5 links in the series and the fifth simply didn't work, yeh never got that so maybe he uploaded it and it got removed.

[TANKMEN 2]

Very Funny

The animation was very cool and simple at the begining, but the tank animation was what looked most supurb to me. Well Done.

[Awesome Compilation Vol 1]

great work

make more plz =D

[Dad's at Work]

its been a long time

But dads back and cooler then ever! he just needs to rock out at the end loool =D

[Rise of Alfred]

it was pretty crazy and out of control

but the animation was pretty smooth at times, a good watch when ur intoxicated =).